I wish you had told me of this issues during you stay! My french press JUST broke before your stay, I would have been MORE then happy to replace it. It is not an excuse that it was not replaced immediately however during this time my best friend is getting married and I'm neck deep in planning. It is listed in the profile that there is NO microwave, I make that very clear to all guests. It is YOUR personal choice to PARK in the driveway, there is ample parking available on the street. I think you're statement of the cleanliness as a 'mid rate hotel' pretty far. This is NOT a hotel, it's lived in with antiques (the house is also an antique) and other items that are not new or can be made to look new. If you were looking for 5 star hotel clean, you should book a hotel, this is my personal home. I thought I had fixed the signed in the house for check out, apparently not, I will be sure to fix that for the next guests. To my defense in your message with check in rules, I did note an 11am check out. As always you could have asked about check out!