I don't know who you are!
I don't know what you want!
If its Upscale Resort style accommodations, I can tell you, I have none!
What I do have are basic, clean accommodations.
Accommodations that provide a place to sleep, shower and watch TV.
Accommodations that make a place like mine perfect for someone like you!
If you leave this page now, that'll be the end of it. I will not pursue you!
But if you continue, you should book with me, you should find me
and you will, enjoy your stay!