First of all I will mention that I chose not to review you because I was taught that if I couldn't say anything nice, I shouldn't say anything at all. Now that your review has posted and it is completely fictional- I will respond.
As far as the cooling of our home- it was a 65 degree evening. I mentioned to you that I could check the temp inside the home with an app and that it was 65 in the house. You said it was wrong. We have a swamp cooler, an air conditioner, many fans and most efficient a fan on our furnace that maintains the temp in our home. You mentioned turning the swamp cooler to 60 degrees-not possible as there is not a temp gauge on it. I assure you my windows open but maybe that was difficult for you to figure out based on the fact that you felt the need to text me at 11:00 to ask me where to plug the fan in. There are 10 outlets on that level.
There were clearly more people than 4 . There were 6 that we know of, again our ring doorbell clearly captures images. I won't even discuss how many people where in and out. Even if your brother in law did decide to come the last minute you reservation was for 4 not 5. You apparently didn't find it necessary to let us know that you thought it was ok to change a reservation without our knowledge.
There were 4 bath towels in the upstairs bath, and 4 in the downstairs bath which was what in recommended for 4 people and your length of stay. We were made aware of the use of our hot tub. It really surprised us that your siblings and yourself had no issue being nude in the tub, actually it shocked us.
Your version of cleaning up and ours are very different. Our home was no where near "clean". Yes, the trash bags were an oversight. Texting after 11:00PM was tough because we were sleeping. They were delivered to you (45 minute) drive early the next morning.
You texted after 11:00PM about the fire not lighting. If anyone would have read the instructions left for our guests you may have realized that while messing with it, somebody in your party turned the ignitor to the off position. There was a full bottle of propane.
Your mention of me not being able to host , that I am rude, only after the money etc. is nothing short of slander. I have wonderful reviews and we work very hard to make sure our guests have an enjoyable stay. I feel your review is out of embarrassment, knowing that our neighbors would take issue with your partying into the early morning hours and being in the hot tub nude with your siblings. Your comment about being in your 50's. We are in or 60's and would never treat someones home the way your group did. Based on the number of alcoholic beverages consumed I think you might actually be considered "Partiers". That in itself wouldn't have been an issue but I can see where that may have lead to the way you believed things to be.
The party that was here is none of your concern, we simply needed to make you aware that as a result we installed the ring.
I did call Airbnb and it was their suggestion that you might find another location. I believe this decision was based on the countless texts I received from you even prior to your arrival. When you asked about what it meant that we have a dog, I was in shock that this amongst many other things needed explaining.
You group is most certainly not welcome back at our home. I believe I've addressed all your "concerns" and falsifications.