We are sorry you did not enjoy your stay at our farm, however we are really bothered with your review as some of your comments are entirely untrue. First the camper was parked in a 1 acre field, not in a parking lot. In fact it's at least 400 feet from the small area that 5 cars are parked in, and closer to the garden, goats, ducks and chickens than anything else. The location was also at least 30 feet from the road, which is not a public road but rather a private dirt road used by only two other houses in our canyon, with very little traffic to speak of. Second, the outlet for you to plug in your laptop was showed to you when you arrived. In the listing we specifically state that the outlet available is sufficient for charging devices, but not for larger appliances like hair dryers (that would include refrigerators). Our listing also clearly mentions the dogs on the property. I'm sorry they scared you; but they're all very nice. If you're afraid, you could have let us know prior to arriving, mentioned it when you arrived when we were walking you around the property with the dogs, or booked at different location. There are three toilets, and yes they are used, but they're also cleaned regularly, and pumped regularly. The one closest to your camper was brand new as of August 5th. The showers must not have been terrible since you did use them for 45 minutes this morning. The door for the camper opened and shut just fine when we showed you to the camper, and it also worked just fine when we returned to clean the camper for our next guests. We live on the property, and were at home all night; and we explicitly welcomed you to knock on our door should you need anything or have any questions.
Lastly, the sheets were stripped from the bed which we thought was polite of you and we left you a nice rating. However, upon putting the bedding in the washing machine, we discovered the bedding had been urinated on. We hope this was an accident and not deliberate given your evident distaste for our listing.