Hello Derek, I think it is not a so fair review. For the WiFi you should have asked me before for a solution if it wasn't working well, while for shared space, you should have known that bathroom and kitchen where shared, while only the room is private, and that you cannot know with who you will be sharing the common spaces. Is it my fault? Should I avoid hosting kids because few guests doesn't like kids? About the alarm, yes it was annoying, but still it is not my fault, but it was my neighbors alarm, I will talk with them of course. I gave you two bicycles, you did a laundry, you used the kitchen and you got a breakfast, what else you want for the few euros I asked for one night? Take care, Maicol.
P.S. after you left the place I found the bathroom full of water, there where mop and dusters to remove the water, if you do not know how to use the shower curtain.