"It's better than sleeping in the park!"
"For that zero star experience you always hear about..."
This listing is for a single room in Yildirim Hotel - Denizli. The room is small, no frills, and has a small window facing a court yard full of air conditioning units.
A single bed with private bathroom. Sheets, half a roll of toilet paper, breakfast, Wifi, and TV are included in the price.
*Plant pictured is not included.
NOTE: This Airbnb listing is for a non-glamorous room in a hotel. There are plenty of nice places to stay in Denizli, this is not one of them. Ever wonder what its like to be a monk? Now you can find out.
REASONS TO STAY HERE:
•You are a poor traveler
•You cannot afford something better
•%65 satisfaction guarantee
•It's better than sleeping in the park
•Small and ugly
•Tiny private bathroom with claustrophobic shower
•Tv - 19" works most of the time- 36 channels of brainwash
•Air-con will keep you chilly as it only has to cool about 5 square meters
•Mirror - might make you think the room looks bigger?
•Window looks out to a view of nothing
•Smoke detector: bring your own D-battery
•Free internet 1Mb/sec (maximum)
We are giving this room for 10 Dollars, in the hopes to find some guests who will be willing to occupy the room and keep it from getting too dusty. Also, we hope you will come drink a beer on the terrace so we might actually make a little bit of money.
Accès des voyageurs
•Managed by Louis & Selin
•24 hour reception desk
•English speaking receptionists (sometimes)
•Free tea in the lobby 18:00-22:00
•Roof-top terrace & pizza bar open 18:00-22:00
•Restaurant open 18:00-22:00 with daily special fixed menus
Échanges avec les voyageurs
GETTING AHOLD OF LOUIS AND SELIN
•Will get telephone message contact info at check-in
•Not always at hotel, may not be there at check-in time
•Can always email or message on airbnb
•Hotel staff can always call us
YILDIRIM RECEPTION TEAM
•Well trained and highly compassionate
•Can help you 24 hours
“We are not rich by what we possess but by what we can do without.”
― Immanuel Kant
My name is Louis Herman, and I grew up most of the way in Greensboro, NC, USA. I got my bachelor's degree at the university of North Carolina Greensboro, in geography, with a specialization in urban planning.
I worked as a bicycle mechanic for 6 years.
I studied abroad in Istanbul in 2008. I also worked in Istanbul as a food blogger.
Have traveled to 28 countries, sometimes as an Airbnb guest,sometimes staying in hostels, and once sleeping in a park!
I married a Turkish girl named Selin, and now we live in Denizli, Turkey where we manage her family's hotel.