Andrew our OTHER reviews speak for themselves. ** This guest was a nightmare, the shower curtain had a spot on it- literally a spot and the guest called us at 11pm. We went over and changed it. (It was not "mold" it was a spot) the next morning he asked us to come back regarding some "issues" which we did and he proceeded to pull out the couch and point out crumbs in the far back. I agree there is no place for this but its not as though the house was not clean, the floor was sparking but there were quite literally 3 tiny crumbs. Next he brought us to the butlers staircase at the back of the house where a cob web was found, not a full "web" but a small strand in the top corner and and another in floor vent. Again, im not making excuses but in a house with 50 windows and 30 floor vents ?!?! We proceeded to say "lets check everything" and he said "i already did, that was all".. I dont know if it was some kind of a joke or the most epic OCD ever but it was intense. After leaving we did not hear from the guests again but did receive a thank you not from one of the people in his group saying the home was "truly beautiful" and they had an "amazing stay". Then we got this review? Odd. We are not perfect but if there is one thing we take pride in is providing a tidy home. This 3000+ sq ft home was NOT "unclean" by any means. This review is unfair and untrue.